Where Do You Find These People, Lorr!?

Interview - Candidate Three

Yours truly: ... so, do you know Krispy Kreme? ...

Candidate Three: ... yah... yah...

Yours truly: ... have you tried any of our products? ...

Candidate Three: ... yah... yah...

Yours truly: ... how did you find them? ...

Candidate Three: ... i didn't find. my friend buy the doughnut, I taste only lorr...

Yours truly almost wanted to say, "Yeah, I don't expect you to find Krispy Kreme products by the roadside, right?"

Yours truly is running out of patience.